有趣的一分钟苹果发布会 新iPhone真的没有大升级？_is

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原标题：有趣的一分钟苹果发布会 新iPhone真的没有大升级？

苹果发布会一分钟回顾

大家好！

Everyone is very sleepy

欢迎熬夜观看苹果2019新iPhone发布会

I don’t want to watch it.I want to da wang zhe.

我是你们的老朋友库克

I am cook，a very rich man.

今晚我为大家带了与众不同的新品

The money are you ready？

我知道大家都很困，先来玩两把游戏提提神。

Are you kidding me？

苹果游戏，我们第一个登场的新品

Apple game, our first new product

一只青蛙、一条鱼、神庙逃亡都有了新玩法

A frog, a fish, and a temple escape to play.

每个月只要4.99美元，你就能玩游戏

some game not even have to spend money

接下来我要给大家看看我进军好莱坞的新作，APPLE TV+

Next is very la yan jing movie，APPLE TV+

拥有我们苹果公司自己拍摄的海量原创影片

Have many videos taken by own Apple company.

如果不是我腰不好，我就自己去演男主角了

I want to be nan No.1,but some problem with my yao.

掌握了这么多技能，必须要做一点有意义的事情了

It’s time to take away your money.

那就是，推出一款全新的邦硬的iPad

That is bang bang hard iPad.

新iPad采用了神奇的玻璃，是我们有史以来最牛逼的iPad

Niu b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b!

以后大家就可以用新iPad看苹果影片、打苹果游戏了呢

The old iPhone can't do this?

太厉害了，只要2699元！

It's still very expensive.

现在是轮到我今晚第2款硬件新品，APPLE Watch

Do not talk，look look the APPLE Watch.

今年苹果表又帮助许多人找到了对象

This year, Apple Watch helped many people.

它和上代一样可以检测心跳、心电图

It can testing heart boom boom boom.

实时提醒你是否有病

Tell you is you bing in time.

最最重要的是，我们今年新增了指南针功能

The most important is we have new useless functions

延续了去年的优秀传统，可以有18小时的全天续航

apple time ？

永久亮屏计算，就算晚上不开灯，也能亮瞎你的眼

If you turn off the light, it can liang xia your eyes.

这么完美的表，我们只卖3199元！

It's still very expensive.not buying.

终于来到了今天的主题，我的3个亲儿子

Next is our three sons.

今年我绞尽脑汁对iPhone 11进行了升级，那就是全新的配色

I am really a tian cai,changed a new color.

瞧瞧这优秀的绿色和紫色，正如我本人的气质一样出众

Green and purple,As good as my qi zhi.

iPhone XR是世界上最受欢迎的手机，满意度高达99%

Killed two nei gui,higher than 97% last year

这正是我们苹果公司，凭实力获得大家认可的体现

I can't stand it, really no face.

众所周知，我们设计师真跑了，SO今年还是大刘海

Designers real gen ren pao le , no change in liu hai.

屏幕尺寸与去年XR没有任何区别

Screen size is no different from XR.

受到友商启发，我决定跟上今年最流行的浴霸后壳

I have never copy Huawei.I just learn from it.

为防止被吐槽，我创新的为iPhone 11用上了12MPx2双摄

prevent you xia BB，iPhone 11 with 12MPx2 camera

经常有人骂我们万年豆腐块充电器，我终于解决了这个问题

We have no 5W,just buy buy buy.

换了跨时代的1.8卢快充，吊打友商40W

Touched crying！18W iPhone is best！

我还采用了比所有安卓手机快了两年的全新芯片A13

A13 niu b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b plus!

更快、更流畅、更省电，吊打了华为三星和谷歌

Diao da Huawei Samsung and Google.

iPhone 11相比XR续航多了可怕的1个小时，太伟大了

Oh my God,that you are very good good.

我们精心研究了购买iPhone用户的财务情况

I know.you have no money,

发现大部分人都是靠马老师花呗借呗买的

Ma Yun retired, the hua bei still has to return.

因此我们贴心的iPhone 11只卖5499元

Lu sir two month's salary.

iPhone 11 Pro MAX，迄今最强悍的苹果手机

Anyway, every year is the most powerful.

一个字，大。两个字，很大，三个字，大且硬。

One word, big. Two words, big, three words, big

非常硬的玻璃，还支持了广告中才能出现的防水功能

Very hard glass, do not washing with water.

新款的iPhone 11 Pro MAX大大提升了像素

iPhone 11 Pro MAX has greatly improved the pixel

增加了一个12MP的长焦镜头，800米开外都能拍的清

Added a 12MP long lens，like erlang god.

我们还有一款小码的手机iPhone 11 Pro，与MAX完全没啥差别

The S size of new iPhone.

就是屏幕变小了，非常适合女主角

Can give it to girlfriend.

不仅可以拍汗毛拍黑头调景深，还可以放大放小拉近拉远

Taking photos to test face value.bu hui fan yi.

我们还将给大家推出深度融合的软件更新

Push toothpaste!

非常牛逼的A13可以选取每一张照片中的优秀细节，进行合成

Niu b plus A13 solve people who can't take pictures.

今年我们的价格非常良心，这绝对不是因为我们去年卖不出去

Down the price，because we couldn’t sell it last year.

iPhone 11 Pro只卖8699元，iPhone 11 Pro MAX只卖9599元

Terrible old man is very bad, goodbye.

好了这就是我们的发布会了，科技以换色为本

Boring fa bu hui，technology is based on color change

再见！

lusir zhong yu can sleep.

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